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 | The couch 
    Their favorite spot is lying on top of me. If I'm restless they'll move to the
    closest spot nearby, on the couch with me.
    Notice the torn-up wallpaper (large picture only)? Guess who!
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 | Cat on Zebra 
    Cats have left the rat race to humans, so they can nap.
    I've read somewhere that cats sleep about 14 hours per day.
    My cats don't care about statistics, they sleep even more than that.
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 | Kiss pussy kiss 
    This is a rare event, they prefer to lick me instead of each other.
    I'm delicious, ofcourse.
    On the left Silly Cat, on the right Fat Cat. They're also known as TRE-27 and TRE-28.
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 | Rolling about 
    Now, I've seen dogs rolling about in dogpoo and rotting fish. That's
    dogs for you. But why my cats? And why on a clean carpet?
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 | On the stairs 
    A cat on the stairs is an accident waiting to happen. They don't always block
    the stairs, only when I'm carrying something and have no view.
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 | In bed with toys 
    The basket is dobermann-sized, the biggest I could find.
    Personally I prefer to sleep without a clutter of toys in bed, but I'm not
    a cat, am I.
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 | Lioness 
    Fat Cat has made a new friend, a stuffed toy with whiskers in one of the guest rooms.
    It doesn't bother her that the lion is actually bigger than herself,
    it's nice and quiet and unthreatening, a good sleeping buddy.
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 | Cat help 
    They like to help me unpacking things. This is Fat Cat playing with
    the packaging of the camera I took this picture with.
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 | Family 
    My cats are twin sisters from the same litter. They've been with me since
    they were 8 weeks old. The picture shows them at 4 weeks, together with
    their mother, brothers and sisters. Makes you wonder how all that came out
    of a single cat.
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 | Who's this 
    The mother's owners assured me the kitten in this picture is one of mine.
    A little white lie, I'm sure, because they all looked the same to me.
    Even now I sometimes mistake one for the other.
    You can see the striping already, they are both european grey striped shorthair's.
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 | Kittens on the couch 
    Playing together on the couch. Imagine how big a human must look to
    small kittens like these.
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 | Toilet training 
    I have tried training my cats to use the toilet. They did,
    as this snapshot proves. But they refused to go if there was
    something waiting to be flushed. I am away quite a lot and could not
    always flush on time. So they relieved themselves elsewhere, to my chagrin.
    After a while I gave up and they now have a normal litterbox.
    Two in fact, one for each.
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 | What's in there 
    They never go outdoors, they grew up that way and are used to it.
    But not much happens inside. So when a door or drawer opens they
    come running to see what's inside.
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 | The Freezer 
    De-freezing the freezer. Great fun for hours, with the cold and wet
    and noise. Expensive toys mean nothing to them, they will decide for
    themselves what is fun and what is not.
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